SquarePegToys® News

Orders to the UK

As a part of Brexit, effective January 1, 2021 the UK government has transferred the responsibility for collecting UK VAT from themselves onto the shipper for any orders originating outside the UK that are valued under £135.  SquarePeg will not be participating in VAT collection and filing at this time and ask that you source your smaller items directly from the UK retailers Regulation London and UberKinky.  On orders valued over £135, collection will still be handled by UK as they always have been, and as such we will continue to ship orders $197US and over.

Free Shipping through 2020

Just makes all our lives a little easier after a wild year.  The Free Shipping offer extends to Hawaii and Alaska too!

Select the free ground shipping option at checkout.  The 2day Air option is not free, but we reserve the right to upgrade any order to 2day air if FedEx® quotes us a good price for it!

Additionally, SquarePegToys® cares for you in a few very unique ways:

Look at the Shop@Home™ service if you want to compare or look at some toys before committing to purchase. This is an add-on fee and there are some restrictions, full rules of the program are here

Canadians can shop as if the exchange rate was one-to-one.  All prices are still in US dollars but you get an adjustment applied at checkout that takes off about what you would lose in exchange.  More about it here

Say hello to Steve

Latest in the Realistic range.  Girthy, with a strong curve for intense g-spot and prostate play.  In both full anatomical and harness based versions.


The Slim

Read about the origins of this very specific type of toy in the FAQs here.


Stubby is Back

The Stubby was one of my Original 8 that started this all, and was my go to for simple stretch and prostate play.  It was out of commission for several years but now it’s back. Stubby

Slink Tickler

New Slink® : Tickler

The randomly spaced bumps are great for giving a sense of movement when playing with the Slink®, and when you find a sweet spot, the bumps are like little finger tips pushing on it.  Tickler


Meet the Professor

First sculpted arm in a Silicone Toy line.  Full skin texture on the arm, with the hand smooth and solid for better control and smoother movement inside. At just under 5 pounds the heft makes it the closest to a real hand I’ve ever felt in a toy.  Makes for easy cleanup too. The Professor

Adapting to the Pandemic

May 6, 2020 update

Orders continue to ship out by next business day. With our reliance on US sourced materials and labor, and the fact we have preserved our in house manufacturing all these years places us in a strong position to weather times just like these. We continue to practice our physical distancing in both manufacturing and shipping so we’re able to take care of your toy needs without compromising our own well-being.


Mar 24th Update:

Shop@Home™ will be suspended until a time when freedom of movement is restored. I don’t want people feeling pressure to get returns back when they should be sheltering in place if ordered to do so.


March 18th, 2020

We find ourselves in unprecedented times and uncertainty seems to be the word of the day.  My thoughts have been turning to all of you I have met personally or known through email correspondence in my 23+ years of being a part of this uniquely individual and passionate community.  I have you all in my thoughts.

At the beginning of March I was still planning out travel for store visits and my MYOD workshops, looking forward to an exciting year connecting with many of you. How quickly things have changed.  Being in Portland, Oregon where things have suddenly ground to a halt, restaurants, gyms, bars and even my favorite coffee shops have all decided to close for the foreseeable future, I can sympathize with the feelings of disconnection that many of you are now experiencing or likely will be soon. As uncertainty and distancing grows, it’s important we all maintain connection somehow and be kind to each other.  

You can take comfort in knowing we are keeping ourselves safe while we continue to produce product and ship orders for you.

As far as SquarePegToys® goes and maintaining our own safety at work, we are a tight knit crew and already have our own individual responsibilities and separate work areas so maintaining social distance has already been a natural part of our daily pattern. Additionally, we have implemented new cleaning protocols for surfaces and mandatory hand washing upon entering the space. And because we need to keep the areas clean from outside contaminants, we already change clothes before entering the work areas.

Free Shipping

As more and more will likely find themselves unable to get out or travel and local stores may be forced to suspend operations at times, I’m waiving all ground shipping charges to orders within the lower 48 states until May 1st. Orders are still shipping out next business day.

Stay safe, play well, and be kind to each other,



Hey SquarePeggers,

As we all stay at home practicing physical distancing I’ve got a challenge for you to help pass the time and maybe win you some free toys in the process!

Document your hole control skills by making a video of you shooting a SquarePeg Toy out of your hole.

One winner in each category will be chosen weekly:

1. Distance
2. Height
3. Overall Creativity

Use a common object or point of reference easily recognized by all to demonstrate height or distance.

Have fun with this and be safe!  If you didn’t win one week you can retry again the next week with a new video.  And once you’ve won in a category you can only compete in the remaining categories.

Details and Rules:

  • Use one of our SquarePegToys®
  • Be following @SquarePegToys on Twitter, and tag your video posting with #SquarePegToysChallenge  entries submitted by DM do not qualify.
  • Must be 18+, your participation is your acknowledgement that you are of legal age.
  • Open to the U.S.A. and all international locations we currently ship to.
  • Winners will be determined each week through May 15, 2020,  and notified by retweet and DM via Twitter.
  • Prize is a $300 credit on the SquarePegToys® website good for 7 days, no cash value, unused balance of credit will be considered forfeit after one week from being notified.

Holiday shipping offer, and what distinguishes us from all the others

SquarePegToys® is a unique force in the toy industry.    Scott has always believed in treating you the way he would want to be treated and has built his business around one that remains unique in the industry.  With a best price everyday philosophy and strong focus on quality and service we can get you the toys you want, when you want them, so you don’t wait, and you don’t overpay because you missed a sale.

We value your business and so have invested heavily in inventory so that we can ship 99% of orders the same day if placed by 11am Eastern / 8am Pacific.

And even if your order is delayed a day, we will most always upgrade the shipping to still meet the delivery day you were quoted. Ask around, I think you’ll find a lot of happy SquarePeggers™ out there.



For the Holidays this year, here’s what you can expect:

Free FedEx® shipping on all orders placed until the end of the year
that ship within the 50 United States.

Get your order in by 3pm Eastern / 12pm Pacific* Friday Dec 20th
and we’ll take care of getting it to you by the 24th.

Yes, that means for any orders placed up to the deadline on the 20th!
Shipping will be authorized to upgrade all toy orders to arrive by Dec 24th



International Fans:  Shipping rates are even lower now, use the cart to get an easy rate quote before placing an order. Plus Canadians can take advantage of my “currency adjustment” which effectively removes the exchange rate.

Current Countries we are able to ship to are:

Australia, Belgium, Canada, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Ireland, Japan, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, South Africa, South Korea, Sweden, Switzerland, and the United Kingdom.


*Normal daily cutoff for same day shipping remains 11am Eastern / 8am Pacific